There are few people I can ask this w/o being looked at as insane... Do you ever some days get fascinated by how amazing your own breast look?
i just heard my neighbor say from outside my window "i don't give a shit what he does, what the hell am i gonna do with my son's penis?"
I hope this doesn't change things. I feel that me being a minor made it more exciting.
You weren't a difficult drunk to take care of. I just had to stop you from plunging the toilet once or twice.
I was still in a towel. We hadn't even started drinking yet and the champagne bottle dropped and exploded literally up into my vagina.
Took out half a tooth with a handle of jim beam last night. Apparently I can't walk and chug bourbon at the same time
YOU COME FROM SAD WHALE FAMILY, DEEP IN OCEAN!
So I get to my parents and walk in the door so my mom knows I'm safe and alive and my grandpa looks at me and says "were you being someone's bitch". And I about died of laughter
Wow, he seems so solid
I am slightly proud of the fact his mom turns on the dryer located behind the spare bedroom EVERY time we visit!
I lost a shoe at the club last night, I think that's when I decided to go home.
Walking my dog and eating a taco in last night's dress.. Classy
I just ate your leftovers whilst watching Garfield and Friends. Thank you across the board.
Just remember that no one else gets to suck his dick but you, feel honored. It's like the Olympic torch of life is being passed off to you and it's your time to run
At first it will make you think "how is this physically possible?" and then it will ruin an entire food group for you.
He told me that I should keep my socks on next time because he read somewhere that it'll help me orgasm...
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