And mexicans. My burrito likes you.
I was staring at you from my window across the quad. I wanted to let you know so it's not creepy
God. I look like such a fucking stand up guy wearing polo shirts. You would totally trust me not to date rape you.
No, the sea-green pills were klonopin, the bright blue ones are adderall. you're probably going to have to adjust your plans for the day.
If you're that baked in a class full of people that know you're that baked you tend to offer up a peace offering. Its like the burrito of trust! If eaten you are now obligated to help maintain my grades and keep me from falling out of my chair. $3.75 a morning is worth it for that mafia type protection!
It has become abundantly clear why you give me pixie stix when you're drunk now...
I woke up naked wrapped in my roommate's towel with one leg shaved and money thrown all over the room. Happy 21st birthday.
I think he is probably a psycho that will eventually murder me but i mean the sex last time was AWESOME.
So I'm already mostly naked in a kind of bed but obviously too lazy to take my boots off. It's like January 1st is already here
He's hot....knda sweaty, drunk smells like feet....but he's hung like a whale....so in other words totally your type
Not sure how but he broke three of his fingers while giving a blowjob. How does someone that accident prone survive to adulthood?
Riding your boyfriend's dick for an hour then waitressing for 8 hours. Would not recommend.
I don't trust my subconscious. It sleeps with my exboyfriend sometimes.
I just don't understand why we can't have sex in the house. I'll come see you but I'll have to think about the barn thing.
i woke up and couldnt remember who was in my bed and it was so dark.. i rolled over and started kissing him and feeling his face because hey... if the blind can see like that.. maybe i could too
He saw my Halloween/ Costume closet and assumed I’m into cosplay. I’m going with it. What’s sexier, a cop or a nurse?
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