her vagina looked like a handful of raisins.
He is an equal opportunity slut.
I sent her a Relationship Request on Facebook last night, she accepted and we fucked.. I changed my Relationship Status to Single, I think she'll get the point
I take back everything I said about communal showers
this will be a night to untag.
He would only do it doggy style. The "he's probably gay" debate rages on...
The waitress just told me I'm asking alot. So far I've asked for a soul, an angel and carbombs
sex in a tree stand. check.
you lucky bastard
Watching boy meets world, drinking left over pink panty droppers and coloring in a my little pony coloring book. This is my Monday night
You know that feeling when you wake up and your whole body just smells like a penis?
purchased gas station taquitos and condoms at 4 this morning. It has been magical..
One day no one will want to send me dick pics so by all means keep 'em coming
It was ok until his mom walked in and asked if he turned on the crock-pot...
Its 7am I'm awake still drunk, there is food, random clothing and road cone in my room. I can't decide if this is a failure or a success???
You can call me ugly and you can call me fat,but don't you EVER say my meme game is weak.
Randomize
