we got back to my place and he started talking about feelings. i politely told him to leave and that he managed to cock block himself.
He made me cum so much, I almost let him spend the night. The operative word being "almost".
You never did explain why you were in wal-mart with a wok full of popcorn.
Sorry girl, my dick is like a rollercoaster. You only get a picture after you ride
Im wearing all my glow sticks to bed so i know where my arms are at all times.
We got a kitchen table so we would eat together more. So far we've played drunken monopoly and had sex on it.
We had him convinced Visine is flammable. He was genuinely freaked out that everyone would know when he was stoned.
He's sending me pics of Yellowstone scenery...the only thing I can think is "I would have sex next to that waterfall"
This is my punishment for trynna have a festive time with a stranger. I always forget you can't get weird with one night stands
I would do everything over again, except the fireball.
DO NOT THROW SOUP AT YOUR SCREEN
woke up with 8 used magnum condoms bound together by floss around my neck, thats about all im gonna tell you.
I'm like the kinda excited when David After Dentist stands up in his seat, screams, and collapses
For some reason, my alarm clock was unplugged & in the kitchen microwave. I don't remember doing that...
I live in Vegas It shouldn’t be this hard to find a penis looking for a night of no strings attached sex
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