I needed to borrow my dads nail clippers and next to it was an industrial size box of condoms if that wasnt bad enough I dropped the clippers behind the bed and discovered hundreds of used condoms
Whoa! I think of you when I eat cottage cheese.
reasons why jon gosselin is probably ur biological father: 1. ur half asian 2. hes everyones biological father 3. u wear ed hardy
sounds legit
I'm half bulimic - I binge but forget to purge
i dont understand blimps. what would happen if they collided would they just bounce off or fall to the ground.
dude how high are you right now?
do you think jeeves would know? you do it. ask jeeves.
Hot Italian guy literally came into my logic class just to get my number to study with me and left. America.
Why is my fridge empty save for a basketball???
The homeless guy who goes through my garbage cans just gave me a flyer for an AA group.
Just had sex in the room next to my parents. Heading back to school ASAP.
So we decided we're going to stop having sex...except for tonight. And probably tomorrow.
Do you find Darth Vader masks attractive?
I ripped off the screen and literally supermaned through my bedroom window. That wasted
my bed is a shrine, and I am its goddess.
So she said she could really go for a cheeseburger and I remembered I had one in my pocket. No idea where it came from.
Are you still in his room?
Nope, yogged home at 8 am with one shoe on.
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