She's hot and she went to Notre Dame. I want to fuck the Catholic right out of her
Well I think that's a good thing that I'm not full of someone else.
To think... Somewhere, too drunk by buckcherry is someone's theme song
I'm reading about reasons for wearing clothing. IS THIS COLLEGE OR PRESCHOOL?
I learned the names of so many hookups when they read them at graduation
Using his name makes it all too personal. I refuse to get attached to this one. This is all about ass. He doesn't get a name.
this is your 3rd pregnancy scare in 2 years, I think its time for you to re-evaluate the whole 'im a lesbian' thing
Sometimes I wonder if my parents know that I mean horny when I say lonely.
That's the only definition of lonely that I know.
I'm sports announcer narrating myself making a sandwich. Your weed wins.
ALMOST WRECKED MY SCOOTER. DAVE FRANCO HAS A TWIN AMD HE GOES HERE
The perfect man would keep a whisky sour in my hand and give me endless sex. I really don't think that's too much to ask for.
The first thing I did in 2015 was suck a dick.....so.....
She just kept feeding people pretzels and sayying "You're such a good goldfish."
why does every cop we meet know your name?
I woke up and he already had a joint rolled waiting next to the bed. Love.
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