What would a frattoo be? Maybe like the Chinese symbol for Keystone Light.
she said i have a nice penis, i told her only bob saget and god could judge that.
to do: lose virginity to hamster dance
I mean, he's dancing back and forth between pathetically sad and massively fucking creepy.
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I'm so turned on right now it's fucking stupid. I hate burger king commercials
blow job with a beer in the shower, I just created the ultimate day spa for dudes
He skyped me to learn how to roll a joint and for us to masturbate together. And you said a long distance relationship wouldn't work.
As a jewish boy dating her she thinks everypart of christmas is my first time. Helllllo bj under mistletoe!!
He shit in a sock dude, you can't come back from that
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Step one go to argentina step two fuck bitches it's a simple plan really
Pitting the remainder of the bottle against my hangover. I'm expecting an all out cage match for my soul and wellbeing.
The fact that you think I have a life is so flattering to me.
I should not be allowed to reproduce. The world doesn't need my sarcastic asshole demon spawn in child form
She handed me scissors and told me that they were the ones with the lowest probability of having been used to trim someone's pubes.
the orange of my hangover Tang is hurting my eyes... my coworkers knew it was hangover Tang too.
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