hot mess party of 2 ur bar is now available
NO FUCKING WAY. PLEASE MAKE HER IMPLANT THAT POOR KID INTO A RESPONSIBLE UTERUS.
Steve is enlightening me on how and why u put gerbils up your ass
There's a vagina buried somewhere in there.
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WISH UPON A TAMPON
They constantly get farther than me.
tampons.
You brought back some girl with you at 3am and introduced her to everyone as "hot pocket"
Y'all best leave this "I can only have a couple drinks" shit at the door. U don't drive to Yukon to have a shot. I'm getting u fuckers drunk.
doctors was a success... no liver damage and I lost five pounds.. we're celebrating tonight you get the whiskey I'll get the burritos.
Oh I'm definitely going to hit on her, there's no question about that. What I meant by playing it cool is I'm not going to mount her on sight.
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In case you're wondering what frozen hashbrowns taste like at 4 in the afternoon, shame. They taste like shame.
I'm making mistakes. Coming up with girl now
I hate me. That girl was hiiiiideous.
I woke up knowing I have nowhere to be today except parties and it was glorious and I am so happy
Are you done yet? I've eaten three corndogs so I'm ready 2 party.
Okay penises are actually pretty exciting. The people attached to them are an entirely different story
I just had a 30-minute convo with an irrelevant fuckboy from college who decided to tell me FOUR years later he’s sorry for sleeping with 3 girls at once including me.
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