so thats when we found her crawling hands and knees up first street singing hold me closer tony danza as loud as she could
did she say where she was going
apparently she thought she was on morton hill and was trying to go back to the bars
watching E! true Hollywood story: curse of the lottery.. i'd probably spend all my money on blow and airplanes too..
and then he said that the only reasonable explanation as to why I got swine flu was because all I ever do is join the bandwagon
We hadn't had sex in so long that I started queefing and then I couldn't stop giggling... I think he's mad.
hey, haven't seen your testicles in a while...you 3 still alive?
you kept yelling "this bitch stole my phone" to the guy who found you passed out in the parking lot
At one point you starting double fisting oreos in your mouth confused about how you got out of the car
Yeah. she rolled up to the party on a unicycle then peed in the bushes. TA of the year.
Every time you visit for the weekend I end up having to bleach my entire house after.
The ONLY place I sext is in my anatomy class. It's an amped up level of playing doctor.
Of all the kinds of relationships I've had in my life, I'd have to say, lab-partner-with-benefits takes the fuckin cake
Crying into a glass of wine at 10 am isn't exactly how I planned this day to go
Hypothetically speaking, if a girl asks you to fuck her wearing only your hockey helmet, is that socially acceptable?
I need mimosas to revive my soul
This whole thing is fucking bullshit. I should be wasting all my hard-earned money at Planet Con this weekend but NOOOOOOOOO. Now I'll never get Roy Thomas to sign my comic
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