i just saw a guy carrying a medieval times commemerative glass filled with vomit.. there were 2 people cheering him from behind
i just threw up in front of the washington monument. such a scenic puke.
the line runs infront of fredricks of hollywood. it's like gamestop is showing me how pathetic I am.
Ok just saw a girl open a pillbox, dump it out on her notebook and count out 13 adderall tabs and put them in a baggie and leave. Oh hey college.
Nick just found a baggie of 3 year old shrooms in his desk drawer and downed it all with cheap white wine. I am not on vomit duty tonight.
Don't take this the wrong way but I just mistook a trash can for you
open bar reception. dayglow. pray for me
Every time you come over you bleed on everything. I'm not calling Verizon again asking if blood is considered water damage.
The fact that when I blacked in you were sober enough to kick me out of your roommates bed makes me question our friendship.
I don't care who it's from we're getting blown. It's a 3 day weekend anything can happen
We thought it was a good idea to send a picture to our HS science teacher where she's smoking a joint and I'm holding a monkey, and he invited us to lunch. NEW LEVEL UNLOCKED.
I can't. I'm not drunk enough for this information.
Let's be honest, I am pretty sketchy looking.
I hope you get a lego stuck in your dickhole
Unless you want to see me masturbate, I think skype is a no go for now.
What did you spend the night in her closet?
She said she was saving me for breakfast and locked me in there
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