break up sex still means we will always be broken up.
i just googled 'classy porn'. high, low, i dunno i just got bored of cum shots.
And secondly i just said i'd pay ten dollars to have sex with you
So I've been to the library twice so far. Both times were for the atm, and once I was stoned. Junior year is going great.
the realtor just took us to a house I had a one night stand in. I feel like it's a sign.
Sorry you called when I was puking in a cheetos bag
Yes my plan is to drink the college out of me so i can be an adult by monday
I just want to know who nailed the chicken nugget to the door.
Yesterday was just the icing on the rejection cake that was my week
Sending emails to my new boss whilst unable to move from the toilet seat because of alcohol. Great start to a new job as a school counselor.
You're an independent woman who is defined by her own actions and not by whether or not you have a man. You also have great tits.
Stop talking and go back to bed. You're in the kitchen in your underwear and slept in your car.
I fucked her on her ex's Yankee sheets while she was wearing an Ortiz jersey...of course she gets to meet my mother
I can’t tonight. I’ve got to see about a penis
Come on in and take your pants off
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