i was more sad about losing him as neighbor on fishville than as a boyfriend
I just realized this is gonna be the last time that I'm high in my childhood home. I'm kinda sad. I'm really high..
Her tits were the only thing that upgraded her from "no way in fuck" to "drunken mistake"
Remember...the emancipation proclimation is your favorite document, you love asian women, japanese food is the tits, and you willfully employ as many latinos as possible...
Cookies. Watch out fir falling satellites.
She has either a C-Section scar or a bullet wound, I can't quite tell
Ya I know. She's self aware though, like the terminator. Which is the best kind of crazy
I want to reach into my vagina and rip out my uterus with my bare hands. Understand how much it hurts now?
Is it okay to send him a "thanks for the sexual awakening" note?
but how can he casually chat with my father 8 hours after asking me if i'm a screamer
If I'm walking weird, don't judge me. Things got kinda outta hand with the GoPro on.
"What's your dick like homie" is not really an acceptable thing to say out loud
I dunno what's worse, that one guy here said he'd blow somebody for Tim Horton's right now, or that someone else looks like they want to test his sincerity.
Come get me, I'm fucking scared.
ready for a night of bad decisions, horrible moral standards, and an unhealthy amount of illegal substances.
I’m not sure she knows my name. She introduced me as “the fuck toyâ€
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