I just spent an unhealthy amount of money overnighting a full adult sized Trix Rabbit Halloween costume
Real housewives of new joisy starts MONDAY. Skype session after? Virtual slap the bag?
I just found a pubic hair on my dick that wasn't mine.
update. expensive tequila only makes the mistakes more expensive.
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I was actually high enough at that point that I was just casually following your glowing footsteps like in Avatar while we ran from the cops.
My lab manual has instructions for making home wine. Room project?
he needs a life. he was like frothing at the mouth to cockblock you
i climbed out of the bath tub this morning and found him taped to the treadmill
also bought condoms to give away to people who look like they're about to make a bad halloween decision. I'm like a fairy.
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All I want to do is sleep. And If I'm not sleeping, I want to be eating or fucking. I'm pretty sure being pregnant has turned me into a dude.
WHO DOES THAT ON A TUESDAY? This is not a Drake joke, the girl doesn't turn up OR down. She doesn't do anything.
Was just told that I slept on the counter using a loaf of bread as a pillow. Clearly my life is going well.
It's not a funeral, it's a celebration of life. Going commando AND braless is really just honoring him!
She's the prison bitch to my Martha Stewart.
congrats on being the token straight people in our group.
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