..Thats also how I think I got the lyrics from MIAs Paper Planes Sharpeed on my ass? Maybe.
so when she was in the shower, I took a pic of my dick with her phone and sent it to her brother saying, this just fucked your sister
hey bro how do you do that fake vagina thing with the tp roll? im bored.
A guy in a sombrero stopped to take a picture with me sitting on the curb.
Does she know that uploading nude photos to photobucket and networking are two different things? You may want to ask.
Thanks for having 911 ready when I jumped off the balcony
I. Put. Them. Back. We are NOT making a habit of jail visits.
Walk of shaming dressed as a zombie hunter. This hangover feels like the actual apocalypse.
I'm hurting so bad I actially had to wait for my mini wheats to get soggy before I could eat them..
If his smile makes you freak out and drop things imagine what his penis could do
All my money is going towards making my vagina hairless
Worth it.
I'm going to be an 8 year old girl down there foreverrrr #fountainofyouth
He was only in jail for 4 hours before he was someone's prison wife
This is my life. Enjoy the view
YO. MCGRIDDLES.
How don't you remember..? You were getting handfuls of skittles out from our bra screaming TASTE THE RAINBOW.
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