Your roommate was biting my friend last night. It was weird.
It was ok at first, but now im getting freaked out by him jerking off to me doing yoga
We're starting "No Hesitation Fridays." The probability of this going horribly are between 100 to 125 percent
Within the span of 10 minutes, I managed to make a slip 'n slide on his stomach, threatened to pee on him, kneed myself in the eye, and almost fell asleep on the toilet....in that order.
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You know I'm having a rough day when I'm curled up in the corner eating Spaghettios.
Is it OK to disqualify a potential therapist if she lists 50 Shades of Gray as her favorite book? Or is that a good thing?
You missed the winter stoner olympics last night....I got the gold in blunt rolling
Visions of polite missionary are dancing in my head right now kinda and it alarms me
Sometimes you just gotta get high and go to a planetarium. Why can't he understand that?
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Im including "no monologues past 1am" in the list of apartment rules. Theatre majors dude.
That was a beautiful concert to sleep through ...
I know - Don't let me take drugs from strangers anymore
Do you realize we were driving someone else’s car and I was holding the wheel while you were driving and sucking my dick. That’s NOT normal
Plan b and 5 hour enegery breakfast of a champion
Get to the bar now. Ryan is single again and every skank on campus that has heard story about his dick is circling like a shark. A cock hungry shark
he broke off the kiss to ask "can I grab your boob?" like props for asking for clear and concise consent but there HAS to be a sexier way to do it
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