brad dismisses pussy with prejudice
even a "fuck you" would be nice at this point.
it was like fucking gandolphs beard
i almost hope i AM knocked up so i can ruin the rest of his life
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of all the people in our graduating class, this is exactly who would get pregnant.
DUDE EDDIE MURPHY JUST DID A BODY SHOT OFF A HOOKER. IM NEVER COMING HOME
Not sure if it's my shorts, hat, shoes, hair or soul but one of the above just got me drunk again from the glorious aroma of Keystone Light.
Yup, found the vomit in the side compartment. My bad.
He also deemed that the fact that I couldn't log into Netflix was not an emergency. He's wrong.
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Just once, I'd like to make it to my first wedding anniversary for a change.
This is why you arnt allowed in pet stores
Are you alive? Cause this is my official "im actually alive" text.
If God is analyzing my life right now extremely proud or dissapointed but either way I took wednesday night drinkin to new levels
I can't dude. Last time I was there, I blew the bartender in the bathroom at last call.
Just peed on the front lawn of the capital building. Great American.
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