The night began with "let go home early so we can study for my 9am final" and ended with "show me your boobs for a free pack of gum".My breasts are worth 14 sticks for a dollar.
she is unbelievable! ever pee on a girl?
not while she was awake
It would be worth it to see how drunk he is right now.
He cartwheeled into the side of the neighbor's garage.
Ok, i'm coming over
don't you miss dr. quinn: medicine woman? i do.
we just got in the car and birthday sex is playing
that is a sign the 3 of us should have a threesome
we agree. completely
i feel like when youre not in my profile picture no one knows who i am.
After we did it I noticed she was wearing the same underwear as last night.
That's why you don't sleep with the same girl two nights in a row man!
You going to have to be more specific than the night we blew an 8ball off the toilet..
you asked "if this appropriate to take the the bathroom?" while holding up a bottle of vodka when you went to pee.
Don't pretend you don't want to dance on the edge of overdose all three nights
NO HOOKUPS IN THE CAR. I will try as i might to practice what i preach, but there are no guarantees.
Regret, thy taste is box wine.
Jager makes that raccoon appear... The one that shits in a basket in my living room.
Good news, finally found someone who remembers Saturday night. Bad news, everyone in the bar saw your penis
I flashed my boobs, shit my pants, and kissed the wrong twin. I'm on a roll you don't want in on.
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