Sponge bath it is.
umm..so Dad's wearing a thong, I don't know what to do
put a dollar in it?
I mistook a propane tank for a keg.
What can i say, inner beauty is great but it makes a hard picture to jack off to
i seriously wanted to pee on her right then.
It's also dangerous to ride a bike down the stairs after a few beers, but I've done it.
Dude sorry but it totally wasn't worth going back in there for yous shoes
Sweetie, don't go home with him. You can do so much better. Everyone else at the bar agrees.
Gin and redbull in a wine glass. They think I'm keeping my wits with a really yellow Chardonnay. Gonna get ugly after a couple.
Things you Cant unsee: When your smartphone syncs to your dads laptop and downloads photos...including his porn stash.
im watching blue is the warmest color at the music box and this dude is literally masturbating 3 feet in front of me
I dare you to find another dealer that delivers bud to your home along with deep fried vegan burritos
still can't believe dude took a personal call while he was balls deep in my mouth.
He is married, and has a regrettably large penis. I need to find another one right away to get myself out of this mess.
How big does a penis have to be before it becomes regrettably so?
I'll talk to you in a minute. Gotta put my peacocks away
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