meet me in the bathroom in 10 mins.
wait what? who are you hooking up with in the bathroom?!
aww shit wrong text.
i wants your nipples near my face. PLEASE????
Finally jerked of with a banana peel.
I can't wait to get all this Makers out of my shoe.
I woke up naked in my own vomit. Not even in my bed. No one is happy.
This girl has a mullet weave. I missed oakland.
I have the slightest memory of swinging a bag full of condoms over my head...
I am self-sufficient. I puked in a wine glass and emptied it in the trash. Points for style and neatness
Can we make sure camping doesn't turn into forest-orgy?
Lol, last year was UNREAL
Dude if I call tonight please answer and just say "NO, dont do it."
BAT SHIT CRAZY
It's you're fault, even though I never called
Toppless hop-scotch needs to become a competitive sport
I need to you to send me drugs via FedEx
I ended up sleeping on a park bench. Never using Tinder again.
One of my pillows is missing but it's cool because there is a beef stick.
Ok. After that I think I'm going to drag queen jello wrestling if you would care to join.
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