508, what difference does it make? You were alone, anyway.
i am a beautiful darrk chocolate womann
honey you're def caucasian
i am a beautiful white cholcllate woman.... Z
idk, it's all black and i hear low talking...
dude, i think you're in initiation!
shit. that's not good.
i feel like my eyelids need a kick stand.
I need to get skinnier so that I know when pregnancy scares are real...
I have to take his virginity. It's what God put me on earth for. It's my life mission.
Dude, it's the frankincense and myrrh soap. Smelling like baby Jesus will get you laid.
What part of "he tried to put his dick in my ear" did you not understand??
Ugh I hate you, and the responsible adult life I pretend to have during daylight hours
I'm semi drunk. I just bought you penis moisturizer. Not kidding. Keep an eye out for the package. Merry Christmas.
Come over. I've made 2 dinners and so many cocktails. I'm a 50's housewife with no family.
You left a motherfucking bruise. ON MY TIT. How? How do you even. No.
Yeah you'd pretty much be ruined if you broke up with a guy like that and then had to return to the dating pool
I'm going to force her to break up with me this week. Tonight I plan to shit the bed. If that doesn't work I'm not sure what's next.
I have to stay away from bourbon. Despite what it keeps telling me, it is NOT my friend.
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