He's still on the phone with him. This is unnatural. Dudes don't call other dudes just to talk.
I got so many pubes stuck in her braces that when she yanked her head, I cried out like that one girl you "accidentally" rear-ended last week. Bald spots are battle scars.
i feel like pocahontas...the disney character not from real chance of love
I found a picture of my kindergarten class. Now you can see whose peer pressure I succumbed to.
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found her sleeping in the closet. woke her up and she said she was camping.
Housing came buy and confiscated our shopping cart :(
im swimming of confusion and bacardi. where do i go from herrrrrre
Wanna go watch Transformers and scream "AMERICA!"? I need a no thought activity
He broke into my apartment to check his Facebook again, the beer is all gone, and there's a new high score on pac man.
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Yeah, I wish I could have one upped you. But all I did was ride circles around a cop on a stolen bicycle while laughing at him for telling me to stop riding on the sidewalk.
So on a scale of 1 to Friendship-Over, how mad would you be if a rando I brought home sharted on the shag carpet in the living room?
Guy just walked in with a 40 and a Honda steering wheel. Where the fuck am I?
I just remembered something. We made out last night, people cheered.
A guy at my table is reading a magazine called "Cheese Connoisseur"
THEY LEFT ME IN A CLUB BY MYSELF. I’M SO ANNOYED. I’M GOING TO FUCK THEIR BARTENDER FRIEND. Caps only because I’m really mad.
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