Good luck man
I dont need it. Shes easy.
ya know if you hadnt broke up with me, that porno we made wouldnt have a 3.3 rating on youporn right now...
I have no idea what her name is. I only remember putting my dick between her ass cheeks.
she was screaming in french about how classy it was to be drinking wine. oh... she was drinking it out of the bottle. with a beer in her other hand while throwing up.
high in an attic. pig roast in 10.
There are beer cans & oyster shells along the side of the road. I belong here
you came here, splled a bunch of margaritas, hung up a picture of yourself and then left
Weekend has begun hello red wine at 10am on a Wednesday
Don't worry we will all be making bad decisions soon
That's the most comforting thing I've heard in months
That one dude should feel honored if he were to get herpes from you. Fuck that Guy. He is a herpe.
Yeah. Not my best idea. But I'm hoping for the best . And by best, I mean not jail
You just want to live out all your fuck fantasies with all these girls through me. I know your game. Well played sir.
I'm hoping you were seen by someone holding a frozen turkey at 230 in the morning
He woke me up holding a gallon of apple juice and a shot glass...
drunk boyfriend and drunk me are NOT meant for each other
Randomize
