Just passed a sign for an "adult food and fuel superstore". Wtf does that even mean?
im not sure but a few things come to mind which just makes me giggle
Guys should not giggle. Ever.
Can I have the boy from 16 and pregnant's next baby???
last night he was wasted watching Entourage and changed everyone in his phone book to LLOYD!!!!
I should be nowhere even remotely near facebook in this condition.
He kept spanking me and talking about biomedical science.
Aw, you fucked a pre-med? you're moving up in the world!
Maybe it's cuz you slapped him with a pancake last night
Just pissed by glowstick light. Bad idea.
You kept apologizing for not offering me some of your Whisky, which you referred to as "Jesus Nectar".
Should i put up a tasteful banner for your party that says last chance to sleep with maya?
Next time, dont ever let me talk to a guy drunk, especially if I have class with him the next day
Who do you have class with??
The guy that pulled down his pants in the middle of the dance floor to show me his tattoo
Dude. Woke up this morning wearing that chick's panties. 8/10, would recommend. I love tequila.
Dude, if that was the MLB player I think it was leaving your bedroom this morning please tell me you got his autograph. It could pay the rent for like six months.
Idk maybe I'll talk to him once he gets out of jail just to yell at him and get my strawberry ice cream back.
On the flip side, we did almost have sex wearing a gorilla mask and deer antlers.............
Have you heard yourself have sex?
I'm not THAT loud...
My neighbors filed a noise complaint.
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