Question for you. Are boobs and hands polarly charged, thus causing the inevitable joining of the two. If so are some breasts simply charged backwards
oh God, I have a dick of a middle schooler
How do you wash franks red hot sauce, whip cream, grapejuice and shame out of silk?
I would just throw it away. You cant just wash out shame, it has to soak for like a month.
Someone sent me a drink from across the bar. It was water.
u were so high that u chewed on candle wax for an hour
Dude you spent the last hour of the night in the bathroom crying, asking someone why you will never be as smart as Mr.Feeney from boy meets world.
Did they have a limo or was i just stoned?
I was drunk petting a fox and taking shots of Jager. That's about as outdoorsy as it gets.
Just had empanadas for breakfast while watching Wall-e with my yesterday's one night stand mother AND grandmother.
I told him I was going to sit on his face after I got out of the shower, he threw up the arm boners and yelled "STEVE HOLT!!" I might actually stop sleeping with other dudes.
Girl... I just woke up with a bloody mary in a to go cup on my nightstand and two hours late for work.. I'm sorry i can't go out on weekdays anymore. Luckily my boss was just happy i was ok
Well the good news of being walked in on, my mom says your tits are pretty. Then she added that hers were like that once. Fml
you ate an entire watermelon by using a CD as a spoon, then proceeded to chuck the leftovers at some dudes car...
shots, cocks, socks. bingo
Still had our rainbow strip poker new years tradition. End of night we were only wearing mask.
Did you get the usual surprise pics from the strange straight you like to sprinkle in.
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