I don't make mistakes...just understandable bad choices.
I didn't realize how hung over I was until I rolled over and the world rolled over with me.
Met some locals. They are taking me to a place where there is topless bullriding. I love this country.
so im gonna ask for shark week off tomorrow at work and i advise you do the same
I forget the details, but I'm told that I drunkenly stalked him around floor yelling obscure Jewish laws at him
I just dont understand why you didnt cut me off when I took the funnel into the bathroom and started peeing and funneling at the same time
It's horrible of you to say your above all this when the bar uses your drunk picture to scare people.
The guy in the cast riped the tap off the keg and hit steve with it
You insisted on going outside so you could "breathe real air".
Just want to apologize again for asking to spot your form in the shower.
My soul is telling me that I need to take this exam naked.
Your vagina is not a steamboat from the 1800's
1. Everyone on the 1st and 3rd floor heard you. 2. The 3rd floor vibrates when we have sex. 3. The 1st floor can hear the bed squeak.
Dude on the shuttle bus eating a Butterfinger and watch porn on his phone and doesn’t give a fuck who knows
We need to get on his level
It’s the biggest dick I’ve ever seen. His IQ drops 25 points when he’s hard because there’s no blood going to his brain
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