I only want to know people that are dynamic intelligent and totally insane
Just fell off a train. Bad.
her name is jenna, so i wanna cunt punt her
that's how i am about ashleys and britneys
so he went down on me and i thought i heard him say "you're smelly" to my vagina
i got awkward and finally asked him what he said
he actually said "you want some dick?" to my vagina. which is worse? either way he's talking to it
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I'm in a subway station watching a tranny do her makeup. This is like watching a unicorn giving birth.
Hes far too high and trying to explain daylight savings time to me. Help?
He thought the strainer was a giant bowl to puke in.
In all fairness I did warn the guy I just spray tanned before we had sex so I hold no responsibility for the bronzer all over his sheets
I mean looking back on it, it's unlucky but at least now we can say we were in jail from 2011 to 2012
That's thinking positively..
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Dan I was a mess I made out with a 40 yr old who gave me a wad of cash for Christmas. Like wtf
Just walked by the neighbors and they are definitely butt naked sitting on a bed, watching Netflix, baked out of their minds, with the blinds open.
Welcome to Bellingham.
I climbed out of the shower to him sitting on the floor trimming his pubes with nail clippers, we both just started laughing at how drunk we were
Dude, exfoliate your balls. you'll thank me later.
I tried to breakup with him by telling I had a threesome. He one upped me by saying he had a 5-some so I couldn’t do it.
Nothing says “I spent too much in Vegas” quite like eating a jar of pickles for dinner and planning on cream of celery soup for breakfast tomorrow.
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