ohhhh fuckk. chicks a dude.
apparently you can't crawl through the drive-thru window
OH MY GOD. JESUS STRIPPER. THERE IS A JESUS STRIPPER HERE. A STRIPPER DRESSED AS JESUS.
Someone shattered a urinal.
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Some guy just drank alcohol from me shoe..I think he's had enough..
It's like a harem of immaturity and bad ideas...and that's coming from me
I shaved last nite, you should see my cock it looks like a beautiful skyscraper
Debating going to the grocery store with my vibrator still in, cause I can't stand the idea of it out. Lets do some risk/reward
Besides you're a Tennessee fan and it'd be against my religion to have your penis inside me today.
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I deleted all traces of him from my phone
even the dick picks he sent you?
no are you nuts? saved that shit to my camera roll
I'm surprised this is your first encounter with pepper spray. surprised, and somewhat proud.
Hey, you should go to your facebook ASAP... i'm guessing you're wasted but you just uploaded a picture of someones dick...and everyones taking bets now if its Rick or Mikes..
We can only continue to use the "oh what's the difference between circumcised and uncircumcised" for a few more months before people will see through our lies
wasn't that the evening we made out with the girls from the dental school, drank 3000 beers, almost had to beat up a guy at the strip club and James nailed some hot piece of tail and took her OSU windbreaker, which my dad went on to wear multiple times after finding it in the garage.
Yes. To all of that. Yes.
YOU ARE STRONGER THAN YOUR VAGINA
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