One of my boys faked an orgasm while fucking a girl tonite, w/ out wearing a condom mind you.
She caught him, and immediately put her clothes on and left.
He moved away. I mourned his dick all of Sunday. I feel a little better now.
a price tag just fell out of my vag. i guess its worth $13.99...
Just hooked up with a girl I met in line at Taco Bell. I told you leave me to do my own thing and I'll get it in
Just faked two orgasms bc I had too much wine and remembered mid sex that I bought doritos yesterday.
Dude, on the way home the cab driver asked why you didn't bring a guy home and referred to you as "one night stand girl"
Last time Jon threw a party I woke up on my porch, no shirt but 4 bras on, and "make better life choices" written on my stomach in sharpie
I'm back in the dating scene now... Since the legality issue calmed down. And my stalking charges were dropped.
It's seriously like a finger. But it's a cock. I don't know what to do. I feel like I fuck him to be polite.
I need to get all the one night tinders in my system before I move back in with my parents
I finally got my restraining order in the mail. Was that supposed to upset me? I'm just over here like "TELLEM BOY BYE!-\nlegally..."
It's wednesday. OF COURSE HE'S DRUNK.
he's figured out my code; what are you doing = I haven't found a better dick yet
I'm not sure what happened. There's a frozen waffle in the floor and he's walking around with a curtain rod and making planes out of bread slices...
Christ, I'm so hungover I pretty positive I sent Luna to school with salsa instead of jelly on her sandwich.
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