It was kind of weird
What did your mom walk in?
She flung her tampon across the room.
so i had a hang over on saturday and i stayed in the shower for 4 hours, then crawled out, skimpered to my bed, and some kid i didnt know was sleeping in it
You were mounting an escalator last night, shouting "I have no health insurance" at people
her boyfriend dumped her for my exgirlfriend. so filming our hookup is pretty much a definite.
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note to self, drunkenly bedazzeling the silverware was a stupid fucking idea
My last google search of the night was "Things that cost $102.50"
We realized tonight that we have to get advice about guys from you because you're our only straight male friend that neither of us has slept with.
I think I may have some undocumented and undiscovered std that causes girls to go bat shit crazy. How you got it is beyond me
I think it really helped to be hungover at accepted students day. it gave me a good feel for how it would be everyday if I go there.
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You're the only person I know who can be puking into a trash can at 8 in the morning in Manhattan and get a date out of it....
Forced to cancel my booty call due to the snowpocalypse. This crosses the line.
He couldn't get his dick hard. So he started yelling at it. " EVERYONE is laughing at you, you piece of shit no wonder you can't get pussy" i wonder if that happens frequently I'll try again next weekend
is 250 jello shots considered an open container?
drunk me always erases text conversations because she is a woman of mystery and does not like for me to know what's going on in her life
I'm currently watching porn and playing beer pong with wine in the lobby of a hotel with a squadron of hot airforce guys. You can never say your life is better than mine again
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