You know, if there were no such thing as marriage, i don't think porn would exist.
i just made a girl do the walk of shame. as a bumblebee. i love halloween.
I am the poster child for what not to do during sex. Soon they will be calling an undesired position after me
now were playing what girl doesnt belong in the picture of girls in bikinis.
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Romer got arrested for getting in a bar fight with a bus boy because he was trying to steal a keg, had it all the way to the car
We did nothing beneficial to ourselves, or our country last night.
I just met the neighbor hes a self proclaimed coke dealer/ softporn producer.
I just remembered that he had fake blood all over his face last night. I woke up with it all over my dick. He was 50. Please don't judge me.
I just made my roommate a 'Hope you don't have chlamydia' cake.
Make one for john too.
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Remember don't think of it as being an alcoholic until something bad happens.
Think of it as Mythbusters for people who say you're going to get arrested or die
My worst fear almost came to light...I was choking and the cats stared at me like they had no problem eating my face if I died
Drunk dialed the ex last nigh; turns out I miss dialed. The stranger who answered played along and apologized for sleeping with my cousin. She sent me a txt this morning to let me know.
Kindest stranger ever. Marry that girl.
The beer shits the day after completing the World Beer Tour at Epcot are just as epic as the tour itself.
I mean with a sentence like that I knew I would be cumming
I can't believe you cupped pat's balls to prove your fake relationship
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