I am going to fall madly in love with a ginger, marry the ginger and have lil ginger children running all around town. Oy
You shut your mouth
You can't have hate sex in a hallway!!
And then you told your sister how horrible of a friend I was because I couldn't get you cheese fries...
It is 8 o'clock in the morning and there is already blood all over one of the stalls in the bathroom. What has your St. Patrick's day done for you?
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when a girl feels in her heart, the way she feels in her vagina, anything is possible.
Yea, you were talking about how you did not want to be a reindeer for at least 5 minutes.
I love you. Happy valentines. Satin Patricks dayyyyyyyyyy. Alreadythrew up. Geeeeerait.
I feel like ass. I'm missing 12 hours of my life and all I have to show for it is an empty wendys bag. Those Shrooms were too much... When do we do it again?
He pulled a condom out of his satchel and i questioned my entire life.
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I found your knife. It was stuck in my bedroom ceiling.
Please do us both a favor and come rip my clothes off.
The only excuse this guy at the club had for trying to make out with me as soon as I met him was "I AM FROM MEXICOOO"
It's gay softball weekend. Lots of hot gay strangers to go home with.
when they cut me off i played the entire Justin Bieber playlist and left for another bar that didn't think i'd had enough to drink
I was grinding with girl while I was eating french fries, and she turned around to hook up with me. She ate my fries.
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