i think i just saw hanson at the grocery store. one might have been a girl. hard to tell. lets call that one taylor.
I found out he doesn't have a facebook, twitter, or myspace. So, I'm going to actually go to his house to spy on him.
When you want to head down the cleveland on Sunday?
What time do the bars open? I dont want to remember how bad theyre gonna lose
I've only been here for an hour and I've already made 6 babies cry.
Happy Birthday
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you rearended a car with your bike and then puked all over his back windshield. They made BUI's for you.
Girl in my class with fire painted on her face. I. need. that. weed.
New major. Tourism Management. I dont know what it is but it sounds like something all the stupid slutty failed business management majors do.
Still can't believe they give people like us a drivers license and college degree.
was it you or me who tried to make the, what appears to be, nacho cake in the oven?
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if i got ashes i think they'd burn a hole into my head with the amount of sins i've committed this year alone and it's only february
I was like a damn cattle dog, I separated all the sheep, I can wing man for anyone on this campus.
Is it unethical to trim my bush hair with the scissors from my office?
She flashed us last time and pissed all over the floor this time. I'm scared to invite her back.
I am literally watching TV with sunglasses on because the brightness hurts my hangover
Nice classy night out before we roll our faces off
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