fix you gags fore go to garrits please? !!!!!!!
What does that mean?
How when the cu k dos I yet u
Focus
I feel like if im whacking off more now that i have a gf than i did when i was single, somethings wrong.
KATE. I JUST NOTICED THAT LOWERCASE D'S LOOK LIKE SLIPPERS.
You burnt your salmon and tried to mail it. Post marked to: Starving Kid in Africa
so how was last night?
got high and had our usual talk about the definition of cole slaw. then tried to call the ramen noodle company and convince them why my face should be on thier packages.
We need to stop sleeping with people based on which NFL team they like.
Dude she looks like a female richard gere plus 400 pounds.
you threw up into the pocket of your shirt. which was pretty damn polite
I was able to hide the fact that I had just shit in my pants, and then wupped her ass at FIFA
He tried to tell me that that stripper was his aunt..
You can't talk like Dr. Evil to me five minutes after the greatest orgasm of my life.
Worst way to find out I have a half sister
I don't want to just break his heart, I want to dip it in liquid nitrogen and then smash it until it's powder and snort the powder
I have a hickey in my new work ID photo.....
I'm serenading his dick with my words. I understand how poets get inspiration now.
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