i just realized that no matter how many potstickers i eat, i will never be asian
I wasn't excited about it either, but if I was going to have her take a load on her face, role playing as some french dude is the least I could do
the last thing i remember is fucking her. GAME CHANGER i woke up in another bedroom to her younger sister blowing me
My doctor literally wrote on the script NO SEX
I was also standing on my bed with a road cone pounding on the ceiling at 3am. Not sure why
This is the first time since last march I'm gonna be going to a class for more reasons than wanting to bone the girl sitting next to me.
Seriously what kind of college town is this? Nobody parties during the week or abuses perscription drugs
I sent him a pic of my tits and he said "Word." I need a drink.
Either way, we will celebrate half Christmas the only way we can. Completely and irresponsibly wasted.
but im not going to tell the owner of the penis of my dreams how to wear his hair.
I CRIED after phone sex. Am I gay?
Yeah well you try taking nice pictures while you have pizza crust lodged in your throat
His name was toto. That should have been my red flag
Cheyanne in woods. Ducks attacked. My toe is bleeding. We are gpsing our way home on foot. No worries
Listen, yo... we need to have a serious conversation about this Dollar Store toilet paper. Because if I’m going to finger someone’s ass, it’s not going to be my own.
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