i thought she was just hairy. i didn't know she was also a man.
The best time of year to be high is WHEN THE KING CAKES ARE HALF OFF BECAUSE MARDI GRAS IS OVER YEEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHH
you're the best thing to happen to me. closely followed by learning to ejaculate, and drugs.
Eventually the creepy theater major quirks will come out. Probably in bed. Like role playing as the Phantom of the Opera
I think I saw maybe 3 ugly girls the entire time we were there
Yea its like that frat house was built to keep fat chicks out of parties
Would you even take no as an answer? I have a feeling you see it more as a challenge.
Craig, a bottle of Jamison, and I had a party on the roof last night. No idea how I got down. My injuries indicate fall...
I thought i lost my bra, but when i went back to help clean it was hanging up on the wall
please tell me we weren't that bad as freshmen
i can't, we're worse now
She dressed up in a sexy maid outfit for me, but she got mad when I asked her to actually do some cleaning.
I am stoned at Disneyland with my little brother. It's gonna be a good day.
I'm ordering dildos in a santa hat. You?
He's going to wonder why I have burn marks on my asshole
I am more than mildly offended he didn't screenshot the snapchat of my boobs.
He thought it would be sexy if he found my clothes and dressed me, and it was..until he found a thong under his bed and assumed it was mine. It wasn't
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