shes trying to light up her bowl in front of the fan. everytime it blows it out she just gives it a dirty look.
she smelled like a LAN party
dude we gotta go shopping. I made pancakes this afternoon and used them as sandwich bread.
Paddidles count extra in the back of a cop car
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Her friend drew me a diagram of how we could get away with her giving me a blowjob at work.
Are you pissed because you didn't get action, or the fact i got boned twice in public places tonight?
there was 12 of us, girls included, shirtless and wielding swords as we bet on rock paper scissors in the middle of the bar. It was like Cinco de Mayo version of the Deer Hunter
I don't even see the point of going over to his place dressed anymore.
I hope you fall on your chin.
Jealousy makes you ugly.
Life for us students isn't all fun and drunken lesbian affairs you know
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Just to warn you I probably wont be able to do anything that involves standing up
This juggling 3 dicks is getting exhausting
Bake him heart shaped cookies?!? Send him a picture of your tits like an ADULT!
I know it must have been a hard break up. Are you okay?
Oh yeah, I'm fine dude. My vaginas heart is broken though. I feel bad for her, you should give her a call sometime.
Yea...Let's just say I gave her the best 3 and half minutes of her life then she took a 40 minute cab ride home that she paid for...
My chance to home wreck was right in front of me and I didn’t grab it by the balls
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