You can tell alot about a person by their poo.. For example, he was a smoker.
doooooooo herrrrrrrrr
I'm out of practice. be my yoda
put your penis in her you must.
One of the cleaning ladies on my floor just screamed from the bathroom
She has more profile pics than tagged pics. narcissism at its best.
If I die and they 'assume' it's natural causes, just go with it.
we were going to warn you, but we veto-ed that idea somewhere between "this is the stupidest thing we've ever done" and "let's order a pizza"
well considering we left the bathroom with the mirror off the wall, a bloody nose, and clothes all messed up they assume im just a coke whore now..
Apparently I was holding on to a pizza crust for hours last night.
Hey did where's my bong?
In the tree out back .... Top branch on the right
Should I bother to ask?
I rode a bull tonight, There is absolutely no reason my dick is not in some chicks mouth
Just broke my collar bone. May not make it to the party.
We fucked like animals and then decided we actually liked each other so then we made love. It's a match made in heaven.
Ohhh the usual. Laying in bed reflecting on my decisions
Typical Sunday morning text...are you alive?
I would but he’s not speaking to me because I put ketchup in his socks.
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