did you know that the clit is basically just a tiny penis? Ya.. So just think about that next time you're down there.
i caught the condom in my mouth.. dont ask me how
His roomates just started party boying me. He stood there with the look of horror on his face.
We decided to cut you off after you insisted on eating peanuts by the dumpster
I'm using the size of your dick as a guage to see how big something is on Amazon. Any questions?
These old men are woofing at me..PLEASE HURRY
I think theres a high possibility i could be flammable.
From what I hear, her blowjob factory was runninng at full capacity this weekend.
We ended up sleeping in the emergency room for safety (you know, well lit, cameras..) and then an ambulance drove us to the train station around 4am. great last night in australia.
STD scares really help you understand the whole six degrees of separation thing...
Whatever she smells like compost and feathers.
I believe they call that patchouli.
Oh I was gonna ask you the same thing...? It's official ask anyone to see your husbands dick day.
So last night I turned down multiple drinks because "I didn't want to hold them". It's time reevaluate my decisions
FOUND MY PANTIES COMINY JOME
He said I have the “Denzel Washington” of vaginas.
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