We're 3 acts into this drag show and we've already run out of Lady Gaga songs.
i bet even starving children in Africa take the crust off their poptarts
during a bj, his alarm went off and he said "At the buzzer"
I left puerto rico a week ago and my vagina still smells like coconut.
Tell him I'm the girl who was excited he spoke English. Then ask him where he picked me up from.
I really appreciate you zipping up my pants at the bar. You didn't even ruin my Bermuda triangle.
I experienced pure joy just moments ago when I looked down and saw that I had another pop tart to consume down my mouth hole.
Im playing lifeguard in my own bathroom. How's ur night?
Just read 119 best sex positions. I wanna try 107 of them. Can I put you down for 50?
Well you should have thought of that before you were reckless with your butt
He stopped mid sex to pour wine in my mouth...
Marry him.
I'd climb him like a horny MILF spider monkey.
I serenaded the cat in the hat for a few 90s songs but idk who he is
Do the security cameras outside your house capture sound? If so your whole family is going to hear me describe my threesome
Well it was okay until he pinned my arms over my head and I found the loaded pistol tucked behind the bed... THIS IS WHY WE DON'T FUCK BOYS IN MONTANA ANYMORE
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