do u think i could put an abortion on my debit card?
He only uses me for sexual pleasure. The sad part is I don't even feel like a slut. I just I feel like I should just live in the top drawer of his nightstand....for free of course.
1 I really miss college walks of shame 2 I think I may have killed this girls cat
Why is my drynk life bleeding into my real life
I'm hoping that by this time next year we will be smoking some weed at a gay wedding, asking "Mitt who?"
If it's up to me, I'll already have my pants on and walking out before he gets soft afterward.
But think about it. I could put her gold medal around my penis
nana can keg stand better than me. should i be proud?
New discovery: your vibrator works on my balls. Technology is wonderful I love the future
YOLO is a great motto until you end up with Chlamydia
I just don't understand why your parents aren't supporting your dreams of being a medieval weapon smith.
She said my mask was creepy, took it off with her teeth, and proceeded to bite my neck. I love vampires.
He texted me at 4:30 in the morning saying "I'm not drunk but I think you're beautiful" and then a facebook message at 6 am saying "hi" and the subject was "oh"
Dude my toilet did not deserve what I just did to it
Accidentally made a bowl of macaroni and cheese with a bottle of vodka. It's not that bad
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