I'm half bulimic - I binge but forget to purge
Even if you were sober, spitters are STILL quitters, end of story.
Broke up w/ my married coworker...work is gonna get weird.
Dude, if she brings up the lube, you know nothing
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As I sit on the toilet at 4 am I realize tonight could have gone a lot better
"Let's chug a beer then make out" doesn't sound as nice, but it would prob make him cum right there.
Saturday morning. Went into a study room excited b/c some1 had left a paper w/ an inspirational quote: YOU ARE cApable of aChieving anything yoU waNT. Then I read the bold letters.....
I think we got naked. I can't remember but if you have "friends" written on your ass, then we did. Because I have "best" on mine.
we were playing waterfall, then strip waterfall, then we were just listening to music, drinking, and slowly becoming more naked
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We ended up on their roof with our pants around our ankles shotgunning beers at one point.
Question for you. Do you want to go out somewhere or do you want to have sloppy joes at my house? That's not a euphemism for anything; I actually have stuff to make sloppy joes
The 666th photo in my phone is of him and if that's not a sign that he's secretly the Antichrist, idk what is. Also, bring more rum.
We always have to do something together that tests the human limits of the body. Hopefully it has at least a 75% death rate.
I guess I can check "drink alone in the dark" off my bucket list
Your amazing boobs made me fall in love with boobs. I never cared about boobs you should be proud
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