Last night I apparently send my boss a picutre of my boobs. On the bonus part I got a raise today. So I just want to thank your parents for naming you Jeff cuz if I was not so hammered last night I would have sent it to the right one.
i found her turbo button.....if you know what i mean.
i just used a pokemon card to do blow. i need an adult. now.
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Just woke up in a hotel next to a 38 year old mom who's married... I think Spring Break has started
Is she bent over a couch yet or did daylight savings time throw off her usual schedule?
Just called my mom. She definitely saw all those fb statuses so thanks for that.
Haha did she know what fisting meant?
Yeah. Which is upsetting in itself
he didn't want to fuck because he was too busy skateboarding. what are we 12? I'm too old for this shit.
Not gonna lie i was comfortable between the allsups air conditioners while you were talking to the cop.
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I can hear her moaning. I'm on some random guy's counter. He wanted me to cuddle but I said I didn't know how.
Good. I hope they all got E.Coli from snorting coke off of some homeless prick's asshole.
he played intl players anthem 4me and ate a strawberry out of my pussy
Drunk and bowling. Only good things can come of this
Gave a guy a blowjob in a convent. Place in hell is now secured...
New drinking game get out your high school year book and take a shot for everyone in your class who's had a baby!
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