Dude ur right that IS what a vagina looks like!
Do everybody a favor and GET LAID MORE.
How do you tell someone they are only invited if they put out?
i had to apologize to my friends for being friends with me
my mom found me this morning spread out like jesus sleeping on the living room floor. i had a piece of bread over my eyes to block the light out
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Also, I've sobered up around 5am, in Delaware. I remember making this decision, and highly regret it now.
look, i dont wanna be "that girl" but if someone offers me coke in exchange for sex, i cant say no.
He would stand there for a few seconds with a blank look on his face then randomly start running full sprint towards macdonalds. We'd catch him and he'd promise to stop so we'd let him go and he'd do it again.
You were wasted and fell in a pond when you met him, it's not like you were on top of your game
We were dancing and she was clawing my stomach like a fat kid getting to a half broken pinata.
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Let me put it this way - if I had a list of things I would like between my legs, she would rank below the cello I turned into firewood sophomore year.
He left my apartment when I broke up with him just as my booty call was walking in. It was a little awkward...
Haha he was not a poor little guy. If he'd talked to me or something I might feel bad. But since I saw him groping other girls as well as myself there's no sympathy coming from me
He's just picking out the right girl. I do the same thing with fruit. Grope them, squeeze them, smell them. I have to know I'm getting quality fruit.
Apparently I showed all your grooms men my vagina to prove I did not have underwear on. Awesome
She said she was hoping I'd be hotter. I told her I didn't see anybody standing in line to titty fuck her either. She was a great kisser.
I just wrote my resume on the same park bench I got felt up at in freshman year of highschool... I've truly come full circle
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