Can a clitoris grow tomatoes? Its symbolic and rhetorical.
Totally saw a hot amputee. I think this is called character growth.
I like how you refer to peeing in the car as "super cute"
he's doing fine. just headbutted the wall and threw up
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He did a 4 wheel burnout and yelled at the cops "Sorry! It's for a school project!". HOW does he think of this shit?
Being home sucks. I haven't drank in like a week. Or smoked cigs. Or done drugs. Or had sex. My body is shutting down.
Omg. It's like you're one of those deprived kids living in a third world country. We need to save you.
Today is definitely a "stand over the toilet and pee through the opening at the bottom of my boxers" kind of day.
I guess the silver lining is that having a big dick really comes in handy when you're hungover.
It's a mixed blessing.
Look man, sometimes you just gotta say "Sure! Why not? I can always take a shower afterwards"
I wonder how your parents would feel if the scarf they gave me for Christmas is mainly being used for a blindfold during sex...
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I've been watching porn with my cat lately. No shame
I haven't reeked of cheap beer and poor decisions in months. I officially hate adult life.
Great. I broke up with him before he could like my selfie, now I'm down a like.
The struggle bus has heated seats and stops at Dunkin on Friday mornings so I'll be okay.
What the hell did you do last night?
I embarrassed myself, my family, name, and possibly my country.
Well, he was practically tripping over his dick to get to me so I'd say my new dress was successful
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