I would like to feed your fingertips to the wolverines.
Just walked by a guy on campus YELLING 'Im still hammered'
It was literally the size of a half eaten tic tac.
he found cum stains on my sheets and all i could blurt out was "better on the sheets than in me"
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Yeah I just gotta do it so that my major doesn't find out. Doesn't look good having a stripper teach your 3rd grader
my vagina can't take this anxiety. there is no way he is 19 and this smooth. he's lying about his age or he's a goddamn sexual prodigy
Do you have any pics of the gummy penis incident?
Dude tried texting you during but she threw my pants too far away
You can achieve whatever you wish in your imagination with some help from drugs
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He said he could outsmoke me so I challenged him to a weed duel. I don't always very competitive but when I do...
im not letting a little injury get in the way of my alcoholic/drug problems. we ARE getting turnt tonight.
I'm giving head in a stairwell, I'll be back in a few minutes. I'm so ashamed.
Teacher vividly described one of the times he did shrooms, sat down, sighed, and told everyone to go do drugs and let us out 15 minutes into class. I love community colleges
I feel like it's the kind of place that would appriciate my Aladdin vest
I had to explain to the doctor why I'm peeing blood. He still didn't believe a girl would have that much sex... You could feel the judgement forming in the room when I went into the details...
Damn, well a girls gotta get laid too
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