If Jon and Kate can get divorced...how hard can it be for me?
at a bonfire and someone threw a plastic cup in the fire. everyone immediately stopped what they were doing to yell collectively at him about what he was doing to the environment, then went back to drinking
only in oregon
now there's a facebook group for all the people whose lives i've ruined
started to yawn and threw up hamburger helper instead. awesome night.
I'm doing it for my vagina. You should understand that
Just found a partially digested mushroom under my bed. Thanks for that.
I might've decided it was a good idea to try to steal all of the pool balls at the pub... I apologize in advance that we now need to become regulars somewhere (anywhere) else.
Did you eat 9 cans of raviolii last night?
Come on man nobody wants to admit that
Tonights drinking will be celebratory and victorious. Picture the end of The Mighty Ducks set to beer.
Im chasing shots of tequila with chocolate milk right now. by myself. its nasty, but I've had worse in tjere the past couple days, so ill take it.
I apparently got up in the middle of the night after fucking him and started looking for you under piles of his clothing
mid-october of freshman year. goals have shifted from "no more guys on my floor" to "all the guys on my floor."
he said "GREAT SCOTT" as he was cumming.
My New Year's resolution is to chill out on the group sex. At least with my friends anyway.
how goes living off caffiene and alcohol?
i may have recently shit my pants. on two separate occasions.
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