Her name starts with A and ends with whore.
just passed a tour group on my way home. the guide actually said: 'and THAT kids is whats known as the walk of shame'
some girl that im facebook friends with has H1N1, im scared to even go to her facebook page
I'm babysitting and we're watching Barney and I don't understand why Barney can magically make band hats appear but he makes them make shitty ass instruments.
Barney's a jerk
I am so getting Plan B when we get home. Not getting knocked up by a dude with a hair piece.
Well fuck that. I mean, I made out with my cousin once. Who gives a fuck.
She started acting like she was actually a deaf person...so I went along with it and acted like her interpreter. I don't think anyone bought it.
What should I wear?
Uhhhhh...idk? it's a gay bar
I found something that says "i'm here to party, but not fuck guys."
I am now best friends with a lesbian named Zulu. I am pretty hammered already and made a game time decision to stay here another night,for partying purposes
Any chance you used one if the curtain rods in the fireplace room as a sword? One is missing
If you need us, Zoe and I will be on my kitchen floor drinking Gatorade and crying
By the way, just opened the browser on my phone for the first time today... And it was it the "images" section of "who invented ass fucking"
So thanks for that
I just want every freshman guy to know about Grindr just so I can have more options
He was like "why do you look so cute today?" and I said "I showered" and he laughed. I wasn't making a joke
Can’t fucking wait for Tuesday night. Have another situation that popped up. I swear my life is like a cross between a soap opera and a porno
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