Define "chronic" masturbator.
I'm fascinated by her cleavage. She has deep cleavage, but no obvious boobage to speak of. Check it out.
I saw a stripper quit while on stage to months ago nothing you tell me will amaze me
wore my lacy blue thong that says "hello there" across the front today for my gynecologist appointment. I live to make people uncomfortable
When you hit the 45 minute mark of any argument about The Flintstones, you have to realize: it's no longer you arguing, it's the cocaine arguing.
Because selling drugs to kids never goes out of business. We get older, they stay the same stupid.
You should hear the lecture my mom just gave me about cooking pizzas when im drunk because "I could have died".
Ugh he's so pretty though. He bit my face at the bar because I tried to steal his ID and I forgave him
There must be a happy medium universe where you get it on with my girlfriend enough to cause me pain but not a full on cardiac arrest. It's a fine line to tread though.
I think if my mom ever finds out about my nipple piercings I'll just be like "mom, tbh it's a sex thing"
I've peed outside too many times in just this past week
Should I give the penis ring toss game to good will or garbage
Sean just lit a cig with his taser..... I am in awe
You threw away your W2 to make more room in your purse for liquor.
First you stole a hockey stick out of the nieghbors yard and claimed you were moses leading his children home. Then you led us around the same block twice before I called the cab
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