How is it? Sketchville?
cheap drinks and peanuts cancel out any form of sketchiness
me texting you is like we have secret walkie talkies.
I know I'm all grown up when I don't have to take my pregnancy test in the store bathroom anymore.
You know its good night when theres makeup smears on the toilet seat
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It was insane. I was drunk for 11 consecutive hours. I woke up covered in almonds and there were footprints all over my shirt
Welp just pooped in a garbage can. Guess I'm not better than you at life in any aspect.
So I dropped $130 while buying shots for an army ranger, got my fake taken, almost went to jail, and came out of my black out when I was talking to the cops with a stolen detour sign in my hands.
Almost just stuck my dick in my bong for no reason
Let the record show that the first hour of my twenty-first was spent shooting tequila ans discussing the emotional integrity of werewolves.
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REWARD BLOWJOB!! STAY RIGHT WHERE YOU ARE I'LL BE THERE IN FIVE MINUTES.
His fucking flight got canceled because the president stopped at the airport he was flying out of... Fuckin Obama literally just cock blocked me
SMOKEY THE BEAR CAME AT US WITH FUCKING AXES IN MY DREAM I THINK IT IS A SIGN TO STOP BLAZING IT IN THE WOODS
I want to fling myself into the sun
I just punched myself in the vagina to prove a point. Please pray for me.
I’m going to bedazzle that dick
What does that even mean
No idea, but I guarantee he’ll get hard every time he remembers it
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