He has some good qualities. Beneath the layers of asshole and fat.
i like that you affectionately refer to him as "creepy" ever time you talk about him
Just walk through the Honors dorm on a Saturday night. You'll feel better about yourself.
So...i'm having a drinking contest, my right hand vs my left, i have a feeling the 24 pack is gonna win
woke up on my stairs with half a hot dog beside me and the last text I sent was "i make hot dog in toasTer" .
He introduced himself to me as "the gayest gay who ever gayed." I like him already.
we should drop off a car at the police station before going out tonight so we can drive home in the morning
Would it be sharing too much to tell you that my nipples hurt so much that I couldn't comfortably go down the stairs?
Posh spice and Baby spice both in one night. Fantasy complete. God bless halloween.
I just stole some rubbers from the girl I stayed with last night so I can use them on a different girl today..
He's against "violent sex" cause apparently my body is "sacred". Like dude I'm about to tell you about blowing your brother just so you'll fuck me like an animal Jesus Christ....
Yes. That was the exact moment of my conscience clicking into instant high alert.
I'm eating hummus off of my stomach right now.
I feel like hooking up with you on my floor, sneaking out my window and jumping a fence is an effort that deserves a happy birthday.
I’ve slept with a Senior, a Freshman and a Junior so far. I’m a Sophomore away from hitting for the cycle
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