When did we start counting Thursdays as weekends?
When we got our fake ids in grade 11, why?
I just feel like it's time to start counting wednesdays as well...
Just an fyi, teatherball while wasted might be the hardest sport ever.
It's always a surprise to see what songs I shazamed and downloaded last night while we were drunk at the bar.
you don't seem to understand just how much pasta i spilled on my bed last night.
Just because its your birthday does not mean u can play quarters by dropping quarters into cups to make me drink.
CORAL IS FAR MORE RED THAN HER LIPS RED
Oh god you're Sonnet 130 drunk, aren't you.
I feel like I'm going to get the reputation of being the girl who brings her dog with her to all her random hookups.
Does the room smell any better?
Yeah, i sprayed perfume. It smells like Victoria's Secret, if Victoria's secret was that she was homeless.
I will be single by the day my lease is up (234 days). Plan accordingly.
I need to have sex. It's becoming like a matter of public safety.
Ok maybe now I get why I'm single I think I just broke a rib pooping
Hey I’m obsessed with Charlie Heaton from stranger things...not because he got caught at the border with coke...okay that’s a lot of it
Have you ever woken up and said a thank you prayer to the beer gods for allowing you to wake up in the morning and still have the ability to walk and talk? Because we should.
Questions: How did Rachel get home? Why did I find both her ID's in my shoes? And does anyone know if she's alive?
I’m traumatised. Bring vodka and condoms.
Randomize
