he called me a worthless slut and then went 2 the bathroom 2 pee on the floor before leavin. but he was really hot and he left his jacket, should i call him?
I served up a girl her first a2m the other day. You would have been proud.
And that's when I found out that Patrick wasn't in fact down with O.P.P.
Lauren will drop me off I'll be drunk ride you for a little bit and then you can go to sleep
sorry. that wasn't for you
i knew she was desperate at the point in which she started showing me her naked pics on her phone
Maybe she got knocked up by accident. I still refuse to believe that anyone actually INTENTIONALLY gets pregnant.
She scratched my sunburn during sex. I didn't know whether to cry or cum
It's an "im going to have to shit with the lights off" type of morning
I don't know at which point last night turned terribly, terribly wrong, but it was somewhere around Motel 6, specifically the parking lot.
So would it be tacky to offer my services as a future attorney as an engagement gift for her?
If I had that in my pants Omg I would want a shirt made so everyone knew
Day drinking straight vodka out of a Mountain Dew can being towed behind a kayak on a raft. And no, there is no time difference, it really is 10 am.
Used my brand new sperrys as a trash can to throw up in and woke up with someone's random key in my hair...new year new me:)
there's crying, and people are upset, and there's a love triangle, and a broken heart, and so much estrogen
Where are all your bongs? Your Dad wants to make sure they're put away before his family gets here.
Umm....in my room, on my closet, under the bed and behind my laptop.
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