he wasnt completely random
you're right. you met him once and didnt know his name. you still dont
i get things done.
Goodnight sugar queer
Sugar queer??
Why does my predictive text prioritize 'queer' over 'puffs'?
she said it was okay because they were "professional" nude pictures of her on the internet
I just opened a gallon of milk that is good through the 10th of January- I hope I can say the same for myself.
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We were making out and then he stopped and said to me, "Your ship is right there, why don't you take your people and just go?"
He said i looked like a shooting star sprawled out on the floor while i puked and i kept blaming "senor cuervo" for doing me dirty.
So drunk. Washed my hair un pancheros sink cus I was so hot.
The guy at the Apple store said the warranty does NOT cover getting cum out of the keyboard. I can't believe I believed you.
My mom has finally acknowledged my soft spot for Russians. Finally.
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These girls just walked into this party as reverse cowgirls... Wearing cowboy clothes all backwards
Ask me who hasn't showered since Sunday and just got cruised at the gas station on his way to work. I'm a terrible gay.
He even wore it to bed. What the hell. He's too excited about that goddamn costume.
My friends got engaged today and I learned the techniques of going upside down on a stripper pole. I'm not really sure who won...
We were on the beach when you spilled sand in the bottle and said "relax it's vodka, it'll disinfect itself"
My whole life is a joke
Yeah. I’m starting to see why you drink so much.
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