That's the first time you've ever said the L word without referring to drinking or partying.
Somehow she slept thru the vacuuming, people walking in and out, and the sound of constant beer bottles hitting the trash, but when someone said weed in a regular volume of voice she startled awake.
I need to cry about outer space to someone. Can I call you?
Strike three, the fat brides maid they call shit puker also has herpes.
when I said energy drinks I meant cocaine
BOOTY CALL IN EFFECT, BOOTY CALL IN PROCESS, BOOTY CALL ACCEPTED, AND BOOTY CALL INITIATES FRIDAY NIGHT.
Regardless of age or alcohol consumption, the knowledge that my dad spanks my mom sexually has the very real potential to fuck my shit up.
Part of my treatment is getting high and having sex with 22 year olds. I have a prescription!
The trash can in my living room is full of Popsicle sticks and my vibrator has taken up permanent residence on my coffee table. I'm not doing anything productive. Clearly.
what a fun peer-pressure-filled weekend
He said that he made a girl squirt to the ceiling and I got curious
At least your road beer policy is responsible. Well, relatively speaking.
My potted cactus died. I am literally less nurturing than the desert.
This couple is walking their pig around campus
I think my time would be better spent seducing the TA then trying to save this paper.
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