Don't you think facebook is a bit pretentious, suggesting friends and all? No facebook, I would NOT like to be friends with a girl whose fiancee I have slept with.
I actually had to roll up my long sleeves to masturbate. I hate the winter
i was focused on more important things... like standing, and not spilling my beer
he asked me to hangout with him...and his son
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My New Years Resolution is to come up with a new resolution monthly. January: decrease my shotgunning consumption speed to 7 seconds or less.
I'm pretty sure blacking out is a coping mechanism.
i looked up and she was looking over the stall watching me pee and told me to unlock the door. that dedicated to sucking my dick.
Mystery solved: The table is broken because I had sex on it last night.
Im down. Even tho your nick name intimidates my vagina.
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Hows cali? I thought of you as I shaved 1/4 of my legs last night.
we managed to melt a few different forms of plastic into the cannibutter....
Started my day with puking in a trash can.... Its gonna be a beautiful day
I was so hungover at work I had my shirt on backwards. I had no idea how I managed to get through today puke free.
WE HAVE WINE WHERE ARE YOU GUYS WE ARE BY THE GIANT EAGLE
Not all of us can be into hot dads. Some of us have to have commitment issues and be into musicians.
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