I think my favourite thing about cubicles is the fact that I can pick my nose at work
right as i was about to introduce them she goes "old fuck buddy, meet new fuck buddy."
the chick you hooked up with on my couch facebook friended me.
just thought you should know her name is kristen
A worker across the alley is wearing your sombrero sans cat barf.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Just out of curiosity. Did you wait until my fb picture was well liked by others before liking it so people won't know we're fucking?
Watching videos from last night and u go "I should be the president, I can get whatever I want w my tits"
New rule: I am no longer allowed to speak
The cop asked you after the breathalyzer what you think you blew and you very discreetly shouted "I'm pretty sure i blew Kyle on the way here "
Yay! Also. When you're coming down eat waffles and touch yourself. You won't regret it.
OMG I COULD FUCK HIM FOR POT, THIS CHANGES THE WHOLE GAME.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I don't remember that much at all. But I guess I met this guy from New Zealand and his dog, and then I punched someone in the face.
I woke up next to him with nothing on and my thong around his neck. I just put my clothes on and left, but he still has my thong.
Not only did I sleep with the guy but I think I may have called my work and quit to go work for him.
He's here walking around DRUNK AS FUCK in a Kobe Bryant number 8 jersey... Tucked in.
is it sad that a disney movie is making me horny?
I collect Covid conspiracy theories like I collect Pokemon.
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