just smoked a bowl with my history teacher. i love community college
birth control should be required to get into college
I'm going on a nature/throwup walk. Don't lock me out of the apartment.
It's not my fault I help girls realize they're lesbians.
I think you blew our chances when you yelled "YOU SLUTS COMING TO THE TITTIE BAR?" in their face
was i strangled at any point last night? or was his dick just that long
Aw lol. Sounds like my masturbation injury last year
he definitely had sex before you were fully potty trained.
There is naked swordfighting and something green and alcoholic going on in the basement. COME. OVER. NOW.
Somehow I got food poisoning AND alcohol poisoning in the same night. Its like everything I love is trying to kill me. I'm waiting for my tv to make its move.
ever had the feeling "I've been drunk in this bathroom before?" Like De ja drunk?
Also, I just opened Google to find the lyrics to California Gurls. Karaoke night did us dirty.
Morning! Im using your rent money to snort percocet.
He couldn't give me an orgasm, but he did give me a UTI.
Somebody broke the sliding door, and someone ripped the toilet seat off the toilet. So yeah, pretty typical friday night
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