Is it wrong to beat off to a girl to determine if you like her or not?
A moment of silence for all our pussy whips bro's who had to endure the NEW MOON premier!
Yeah I hope so. Definately just saw two freshmen in very authentic togas and cotton ball beards. This new class is stepping it up.
That's fuckin bs. I had the bouncers beat by 30 yards til that dumbshit on the moped stopped in front of me.
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Just found out my ex boss was running a whore house in the bar. Time to remove her as a reference?
I could seriously attempt to try and saw my head in half with a butter knife cause im pretty sure it could not hurt any more than it already does
I vaguely remember chanting "USA" at the pool when we were talking to the Frenchies.
We were pointing at fat people and chanting USA.
It was like an ecstasy filled massage for my vagina.
That's the best compliment I have ever received.
People spilled so much that there was a thin film of beer on the floor. You took a running start, screamed, "SLIP AND SLIDE!" and slid face first through the drywall.
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We poured some Korbel out for our homie Dick Clark.
I can't get over how you look like his sister and he wants to fuck you.
apparently I stole your wolf lighter. probably bc you made me howl while you puked over your deck railing.
I wish period tracker had a "on this day" also so i can see who i was with this day last year.
I went from swearing off of sex to planning a threesome. It's been a rollercoaster of a day.
Apparently I called down to the hotel front desk and begged them to bring us pizza. They brought us tea.
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