woke up to moans and hushed"we can't do this with him in here." hope they had a good time
"Worlds Wildest Videos" should be called "Crazy White People"
The only problem is i have violated all potential new years resolutions at the new years party.
I think Memorial Day also marks the beginning of "Bikini Profile Picture" season.
she asked me which thongs i though her boyfriend would like best. fuck the friend zone
I think my mom knows im high. It could be because im slow dancing with my cat in the kitchen. The dip and kiss is what gave it away.
At this point can I suggest a mail away bride. You judge Nick but you are a strange dude and that may be your ticket.
Boobs speak an international language.
I would seriously fuck her so hard, her contacts would pop out of her eyes.
you are dancing on the line between undergrad and alcoholic.
I don't think I even want to know why you are sending my husband pictures of your nutsack.
So ran into your ex from sophomore year last night... Apparently hes gay and a stripper now. we all got lap dances because we knew you
I used the phrase "love child of quasimodo and cyclops " in a sentence today.
I'm not gonna lie. I need sex like plants need water right now. I just need the dick.
Life is clearly unfair. You remember Courtney has three older sisters, well they're all "make baby sister look like a four" hot. I knew I shouldn't go home with her.
Randomize
